You Need Magnum XL, Really?

I had a conversation with someone about strapping up. He told me he doesn't like condoms but he always wears one. He then goes on to tell me "I always carry a Magnum."

I laff on the inside and chuckle so he could see. But the wheels are turning in my head. Magnum must be a brand that feeds a man's ego cause surely not all men need Magnums lolololo

And size doesn't matter, right?

Any who, I'm wondering if it is a black man, Mandingo complex? I remember a scene from Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee's sex tape and ummmm let's just say whew whew whew whew. It is a jump on and off, jump on and off, scoot back, scoot back type of DI. He is huge! Lolololol

Seriously, Magnum is the No.1 selling condom, followed by Lifestyles, Magnum XL, Durex Avanti and Trojan Supra, according to Undercover Condoms, an online safer sex product retailer.

Sooooo what brand do you or your fella use? Tell me.

Sleeping Around On Solo Trips

Brothels and prostitution have been legal in Las Vegas for a long time. After all, it is the oldest profession. But Sin City is adding something new ummm legalized male prostitution. Wowsa Yowsa!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, right? So the drinking and gambling and one-night stand craziness should never be revealed.

But because peeps are animals and curious, trips to the Kitty Kat Ranch have been put on Bucket Lists. Or those fliers of the ole sooo beautiful and horny looking women are actually put to use for a romp.

Well, ladies get ready, get ready, get ready!

Male prostitutes are coming to Vegas and it will be legal, ladies. On your next trip ladies, maybe just maybe there will be fliers of good-looking, muscular, sexy men being handed out.

I'm sure some men may not be as comfy knowing what is good for the goose is good for the girls!!! Lolololol

Do you worry about your significant other sleeping around when he or she goes out of town without you?

January Popular For Divorce

January is a popular month for divorce. As a matter of fact, it is the most popular month.

Peeps have made it through the holidays without committing murder soooooo a decision has been made to cease and desist. Lolololo

I'm laffin but deciding to get a divorce is a tough decision. Honestly, I thought mine was going to kill me. I felt like a failure. I believe wholeheartedly in the institution of marriage but I had tried and tried and cried and prayed and prayed and prayed.

But er uhh I am very happy. Shoot, I am happier than I have ever been. Peace peace thank you Lord for peace :)

So if you know someone thinking about divorce encourage them to think long and hard. If the decision is still yes, be supportive. He or she will need it.

Do you know anyone who is on the brink of divorce?

You Know He's Cheating Before You Go Lookin'

I had the most interesting conversation with someone about cheating.

She has recently found out that her husband is cheating, but she says she never suspected a thing. They didn’t have any problems in their relationship, sooooo discovering that he was doing the nasty with another woman caught her offguard.

I grappled with this thought as I listened. I wanted to be sure that I digested the information. I wanted to make sure that I heard and understood her correctly.

I asked a follow-up question to make sure that what I thought I heard is what I heard. I what I thought she meant is what she really meant.

"So you are saying the two of you were not having any problems whatsoever to make you think that something was going on but you just felt like you needed to go through his phone?"

As she prepared to answer, I could see that she was not digesting my question like I digested her comment.

"No," she snapped.

Hmmmmm. I really find it amazing how men and women can pretend in relationships. Sometimes I think people pretend so much that they truly lose sight of reality.

To me, if someone gets the intuition, that gut feeling that something is going on -- before they go through the phone and credit card statements -- they feel like something is going array. And did things just go array over night?

OK, maybe before the person felt like going through the phone, the relationship was without any problems. LOLOLOLO

I can’t even keep a straight face typing that nonsense. All relationships -- particularly marriages -- have problems.

I don’t think that every marriage that has problems has a spouse running out to do the body bump with someone else, but come on. All marriages have problems -- from money, to step children, to one feeling more burdened with house chores, to not spending enough time together, to not enough sex, to not enough intimacy, yea, there is a difference :)

But am I being Negative Nelly by saying that someone sounds really stooooopid when they find out that their spouse has cheated and then say, WE WEREN’T HAVING ANY PROBLEMS.

Or am I on the money? Tell me.

My Relationship Resolution Is To...

I have not made any New Year's resolutions. I have already dropped close to 20 pounds, so forget the diet and exercising stuff. What I've been doing, I will continue to do. Go to my boot camp.

I have committed to valuing my time with my family and friends more even before the 2010 arrived because fam and friends are super important to the quality of ones life, sooooo I don't have to do anything there.

My walk with Christ has never been closer, soooo there is no need to resolve to go to church more and pray more because I've been pretty vigilant. But errr uhhh, I could pray on my knees more come to think of it. :)

I say all that because I didn't promise to do anything to improve my behavior, my weight, my education -- any of that before the new year arrived.

After it was here though, I did think about how I need to make a major improvement in my relationship.

Here's the story. Me and my beau didn't eat the traditional New Year's Day dinner -- black-eyed peas and collard greens and pork because I didn't cook. Nope, I didn't. I thought about it for a second and then it just faded away. My plan, however, was to either to go to my mother's or my sister's for that traditional meal.

After I thought about it, I really should have prepared my very own Thanksgiving Day meal because I knew that my beau was gonna come. Yea, he had mentioned he wanted to go somewhere to watch the Rose Bowl, but heck we still needed to eat when we got back even if we grabbed a bite while out.

I am carrying baggage with the whole cooking thing. My efforts were less than appreciated in a previous relationship and I just ain't putting forth the effort I should be putting forth. PERIOD.

I've carried over the feelings I have for not being appreciated for preparing a meal into a new relationship. And the bad thing is, the new guy don't even know I'm suffering from I WASN'T APPRECIATED FOR COOKING SYNDROME. LOLOLOL

Shoot, I like trying new recipes. I like serving meals in a French Maid outfit :) I like to go all out, but I haven't. Sooooo I am making a relationship resolution.

I am going to cook more and I am also going to shed the baggage of not being appreciated in the past. It's really ridiculous!

Are you making a relationship resolution to improve your relationship? Tell me what it is.